LOTS OF TEA

There is just too much tea - I have to get right to it. Yadda yadda yadda I missed you. I rode a bunch of horses in the desert. And I can’t believe all that happened while I was gone.

“We used to be a proper country” meme which started with Twitter being nostalgic about 7-11 here:

Then devolved:

BUT ALSO THIS IS LIKE GOOD FODDER FOR SOME OF THESE BRANDS??

A NEW TREND ON TIKTOK KNOWN AS “SEXY BITCH”

is sweeping the platform and includes women celebrating themselves at their self-defined “worst” and then quick hitting to one of their “hottest” photos. It looks like this – warning: you’ll see SOME SKIN:

THIS TIKTOK encapsulates every part of pop culture you need to know right now.

This man deserves some form of an award.

Unlocking face ID on celeb stolen phone trend

HERE’S MORE:

Omg there is so much more I could simply NEVER cover it all. But I will try even harder for you next week.